Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Mayhem in Hundred Acre Woods !
Breaking News! Whinnie the Pooh died in his sleep last night from an alergic reaction from the honeybees! Plus Christifer Robin is a girl! She changed her name from Robin Christifer to Christifer Robin for unknown reasons, but we found out when she claimed her love for Whinnie the Pooh. Also the beloved donkey Eore was arrested this morning for attempt in suicide! He claims "The only reason I'm not dead is because my house fell over when i was putting up the noose." So sad, on a brighter side, Pigglet and Rabbit confesed to be gay and that they have a steady relationship, bless those two. Anyway, back to sad news, Owel was flying furiously home after getting a bad haircut when he flew into his tree and hit his throat on a branch! He is now forced to speak through a computer, we went and talked to Owel and this is what he had to say, "I am not angry about my throat injury or this erotic haircut, I am just really pissed cause everyone who stops by calls me Stephen Hawking!" Wow! What an amazing story. To rap this all up im going to leave you with the news that the gofer whatever his name was has just started a construction company and is tearing down the Hundred Acre Woods to build an appartment complex! Thats all for today...ugh thank you i guess
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